leftoutintheoc

If you’re a Democrat living and/or working in the OC, there may be times when you need a little help just to survive. The following are a few tips that are guaranteed to help you get through the day…

1.  First of all, take the Kerry/Edwards sticker off your Prius.
2. When the “vote against gay marriage” canvassers come a knocking, just say - “Sorry, can’t talk, my moose flambé is burning.”
3. When your neighbor tells you Palin is an expert on foreign relations because she lives next to Russia, simply respond with - “Well, in that case, I’m a proctologist because I live next to an asshole.”
4. When your coffee date implies that Obama is a Muslim, just shrug and say - “At least he’s not a Buddhist Monk, those freaks have got to go!” Then, accidently knock over his Starbucks and end with- “No worries, Alla buy you another.”
5. When you’re out power lunching with the co-workers and the busboy recognizes you from the Mexican Independence Day Rally, just explain that you dine at all the restaurants he works at.

So, don’t let the Neo-cons get you down. Creativity goes a long way… even in the OC.

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