leftoutintheoc

We just can’t survive with only five steps, so enjoy part 2…

1. At the next PTA meeting, wear an extra large American flag lapel pin (yes, even bigger than McPalin’s) & when someone compliments you on it, reply - “Oh, this is nothing. You should see my gigantic bible. I can take out a family of 4 with just one thump.”
2. When your kid’s soccer coach reprimands you for the “illegals” you hired to paint your house, fein offense and spout - “Hey buddy, I call it no bid contracting.”
3. The next time your co-workers are laughing at yet another joke about Barak Obama’s name & notice you are the only one not laughing, just stare blankly and say - “Sorry, my Botox/Restiline cocktail just kicked in.”
4. You’re at the local pub and Fox news is on the TV going on and on about Obama’s “Lipstick on the pig” comment; roll your eyes in disgust and say - “Oh, my Gawd, he’s so dumb. Doesn’t he know the saying is ‘Lipstick on a pitbull’…. sheesh.”
5. And speaking of lipstick, the next time you’re at the Mac counter and the sales girl insists you try the latest color being worn by a certain popular politician, just act confused and ask - “Is Larry Craig still in politics?”

For Democrats, the OC is survivable - just keep your sense of humor!

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